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  And someone told me Samuel Beckett farmed

  Very few poets are real farmers

  If William Carlos Williams could be a doctor and Charlie Vermont too,

  Why not a poet who was also a farmer

  Of course there was Brook Farm

  And Virgil raised bees

  Perhaps some poets of the past were overseers of farmers

  I guess poets tend to live more momentarily

  Than life on a farm would allow

  You could never leave the farm to give a reading

  Or go to a lecture by emerson in Concord

  I don’t want to be a farmer but my mother was right

  I should never have tried to rise out of the proletariat

  Unless I can convince myself as Satan argues with Eve

  That we are among a proletariat of poets of all the classes

  Each ill-paid and surviving on nothing

  Or on as little as one needs to survive

  Steadfast as any farmer and fixed as the stars

  Tenants of a vision we rent out endlessly

  Carlton Fisk Is My Ideal

  He wears a beautiful necklace

  next to the beautiful skin of his neck

  unlike the Worthington butcher

  Bradford T. Fisk (butchers always

  have a crush on me), who cannot even order veal

  except in whole legs of it.

  Oh the legs of a catcher!

  Catchers squat in a posture

  that is of course inward denying orgasm

  but Carlton Fisk, I could

  model a whole attitude to spring

  on him. And he is a leaper!

  Like Walt Frazier or, better,

  like the only white leaper,

  I forget his name, in the ABA’s

  All-Star game half-time slam-dunk contest

  this year. I think about Carlton Fisk in his

  modest home in New Hampshire

  all the time, I love the sound of his name

  denying orgasm. Carlton & I

  look out the window at spring’s first

  northeaster. He carries a big hero

  across the porch of his home to me.

  (He has no year-round Xmas tree

  like Clifford Ray who handles the ball

  like a banana). We eat & watch the storm

  batter the buds balking on the trees

  & cover the green of the grass

  that my sister thinks is new grass.

  It’s last year’s grass still!

  And still there is no spring training

  as I write this, March 16, 1976,

  the year of the blizzard that sealed our love

  up in a great mound of orgasmic earth.

  The pitcher’s mound is the lightning mound.

  Pudge will see fastballs in the wind,

  his mescaline arm extends to the field.

  He wears his necklace.

  He catches the ball in his teeth!

  Balls fall with a neat thunk

  in the upholstery of the leather glove he puts on

  to caress me, as told to, in the off-season.

  All of a sudden he leaps from the couch,

  a real ball has come thru the window

  & is heading for the penguins on his sweater,

  one of whom has lost his balloon

  which is floating up into the sky!

  The End of Human Reign

  on Bashan Hill

  They come down on their snowmobiles for the last time,

  come down to meet the car.

  They’re shouting, “Hoo Hey! The snow! Give them the snow!

  Let them eat snow! Hey! The snow!”

  Looking like wild men & women, two wild children & a

  grandmother too, they’re taking turns riding the

  snowmobile, they’re getting out.

  Hoo! Hey! The snow! freaking out.

  Everybody in town watches, standing in groups by the

  “Road Closed” sign.

  Shouting back, “Take it easy! The snow!”

  On Bashan Hill they’d lived in a cloud, watched. They’d had

  plenty of split peas, corn, Irish soda bread, fruitcake,

  chocolate, pemmican. But the main thing was—NO PLOW!

  Day before at the Corners Grocery, news got around. “They’re

  coming down from Bashan Hill—never to return!”

  The snow!

  Hey, the snow, you forget. They’re coming to get a beer.

  Have another beer, smoke, jerk off & be thankful.

  They’re moving to a place above the store, where they can be

  watched. The snowman’ll come & watch them, the pie man’ll

  come & watch them, the UPS man’ll come & watch them, the

  oil man, the gas man’ll watch them, the plow man’ll watch

  them, the workers on the town roads

  Sink their shovels deep into the winter’s accumulation right

  before their very eyes, eyes turned blue in the

  Arctic night.

  The brown-eyed family from Bashan Hill in town for a

  postage stamp.

  The black-eyed family of deer, the open-eyed rabbits, the

  circle-eyed raccoons, the white-eyed bear.

  Where do the green frogs winter that look so old?

  We watched so carefully our eyes became vacant, our minds

  stirred from laughter all the memories of a chant.

  Hoo! Hey! The snow!

  They’ve come down the hill we watch in a cloud, night of the

  full moon, icy crowd on the road watching them.

  Have a piece of chocolate!

  Open your eyes!

  What Babies Really Do

  Light like the life I’m in

  Who said that did you say that did I

  Eating doesnt go with prose

  or poetry, spaghetti maybe

  Out a window cool spring gray day

  with only tips of trees in buds

  The ground’s not wet yet

  Something leaps & bounds

  Mothers always too specific

  Ounces of pounds, silver on silver

  I wouldnt actually eat a clam with a spoon

  It’s too rubbery

  Often when I’m happy a fear comes over me—

  not fear that the joy will end, but fear that circumstances

  beyond my control and unexpected will arise to prevent me

  from ever feeling joy again

  We’ll get dresses from Boston

  like the elation of a sealed fruit

  pure banana with the elation

  of the afternoon in its skin

  Rheingold kasha scotch kooler

  I let endless thoughts go by in between

  like the rice that looks like a belly

  I dont have my own voice

  So I quickly end the pleasure

  of the first gray day that was truly

  brown in the air, many trees

  have snapped in half this winter

  One big maple threatens the house

  with its leaking bark, a crack

  right down the side of an arm of it

  We agree it’ll fall but in what direction

  Rice beads rutted road too many things

  in my ideas, I like The New Yorker

  where the poems have no ideas

  I like the gray sappy maples losing their branches over me

  The brown road’s ok, smell of bananas

  Birds are good, you live inside them

  We found your slip you should see my view

  You forgot to remind me not to have another beer

  It’s an endless afternoon, it refuses to rain

  I fill up my mouth with Dashiell-Hammett-type smoke

  It refuses to be consistent

  As there are ingredients all over

  & more branches, chair legs

  & more flour, I sit with the
food

  Tuna tempter kasha varnishkas

  A hundred and one fillets

  Not just brown bread

  but brown bread with raisins

  You order more than five lbs of oranges

  I carry a crate in the back of my jeep or keep

  Sunflower kernels to replace the sight of one

  Life like it is

  The gray branches wont move

  unless wind blows them

  She’s in motion as usual to the tune

  It’s a luxury to stay inside

  I havent finished

  singing outloud

  Listen, gaggle gaggle

  broo ah ha ha

  thoughts unravel

  run after her

  The sun won the edge of the wind is cold two three

  Nothing much but poetry

  Ah ha I hear

  Instability (Weather)

  I would eat a lilac if it were a violet

  Forcing the unstable air which is swirling around us

  In the northeast to thunder & lightning

  This air clears itself of clouds at night

  We get the lilacs but have to abandon the rhubarb

  To the new tenants, a few donkies & a goat

  We get the first few mustard plants & some apple blossoms

  We get the coldest air of the last frost, the birds

  arent even chirping properly

  I must get back to the lilacs

  So excited when I saw them first blooming in the back

  next to the apple tree

  I nearly jumped for joy my heart beats rapidly

  Because they are late & we are moving

  Blossoms for Lewis & Charlotte who’s here

  The lilacs were so far away I didnt get to them

  But I wont tell, I’ll go with a scissor tomorrow

  The scissor I’ll hide in the woods tonight

  For some strange reason I’ll never say

  I’ll never have lived a more exciting day

  Very Strong February

  A man and a woman pretend to be white ice

  Three men at the lavender door are closed in by the storm

  With strong prejudice and money to buy the green pines

  One weekend fisherman and blue painters watch

  The vivid violet winds blow visibility from the mountain

  Beyond the black valley. That means or then you know

  You’re in a big cloud of it, it’s brilliant white mid-February

  A week or two left on distracting black trees

  Before the brownish buds obscure your view of the valley again.

  Looking for company four dark men and a burnt sienna woman

  Come in for three minutes, then bye-bye like a gold watch left on the chair

  Or part of the sum of what big white families think up

  To store for long yellow Sundays to eat for brown ecological company.

  At some point later gorgeous red adventure stops, did you forget

  To turn it down and laugh in the face of the fearful white storm anyway

  Or picture it brilliant blue for a further Sunday memory

  In a coloring book, you talk as lightly as you can

  Refusing a big pink kiss, you burned the Sunday sauce

  Of crushed red tomatoes, you turn it down to just an orange glow.

  This particular storm, considering the pause and the greenish thaw before it

  Reminds me in its mildness of imitating a sea-green memory that is actually

  In the future, I imitate an imagined trumpet sound

  Or the brilliant purple words of a man or woman I haven’t met yet

  Or perhaps it’s a grey-haired man I already know who said something yesterday

  To a mutual friend who will give me the whole story in black and white tomorrow

  Or the day after, just as the big orange plows for the local businesses

  Go to work to push away the rest of the white snow that will fall tonight.

  from Midwinter Day, Part Four

  The Three Little Pigs. Three pigs who have hair on their chins are too poor to continue to live with their mother, they must support themselves. Two of them get eaten by the wolf because they build their houses out of flimsy materials. The third pig who has a brick house which he got by posing as a cripple, winds up boiling the wolf alive and eating him. Admiral Byrd was the first person to spend the winter alone at the South Pole. For a while he did well and wrote a lot of speculations on the nature of the universe, then the stove in his hut began to poison him with fumes. He would collapse all the time and he had to force himself to eat, he kept the heat on only enough to survive and as the winter got colder, ice began to cover the walls, ceiling and even the floor. He told his men nothing was wrong but his messages in code reached them as indecipherable gibberish half the time, so they made a trip in the dark to rescue him.

  Marie’s asleep. Sekhmet the wife of Ptah said, “When I slay men my heart rejoices.” Depicted with the head of a lioness, she was so brutal and unrelenting that to save the human race from extermination Ra spread across the bloody battlefield seven thousand jugs of a magic potion made of beer and pomegranate juice. Sekhmet who was thirsty mistook it for human blood and became too drunk to continue slaughtering men. The human race was saved but to appease Sekhmet, Ra decreed that on the twelfth day of the first month of winter, there should be brewed in her honor as many jugs of the philter as there were priestesses of the sun. “Hostile hostile is the 12th,” says the calendar of lucky and unlucky days, “avoid seeing a mouse on this day, for it is the day when Ra gave the order to Sekhmet.”

  Popped-out-of-the-Fire: A girl lived there (with her brother and grandfather). Though the girl slept alone every night some person came to sleep with her. The person who came to sleep with her never spoke. He came to her there a long time. And then the girl became pregnant. She did not say anything of it, she was afraid to. Now this is what she thought. “I will paint my hand. That is the way I will find out who it may be.” Indeed that is what she did. And then (in the night) she hugged him, she put her hand on his back. Now the people (men) were going to come out of the sweat house where they were sleeping. And so she watched in secret, and then all those people (men) came out. Indeed now she learned it was her own older brother who was sleeping with her. Then the girl became sick (from shame and grief she no longer ate, and then she died), and he also died, he starved himself (in his shame and grief), and that is why he died too. When she died her father laid her upon the fire. And he held an Indian blanket and the old man spoke thus, “Pop out on to this here!” Sure enough the baby popped out (from her scorching corpse). Now its grandfather brought it up.

  Septimius Felton was a character of Hawthorne’s who tried to create the elixir of life from some old Indian recipes of his aunt’s and the secret information given to him by a soldier he shot during the Revolutionary War. On the soldier’s grave a red flower grew, it was supposed to have been the last ingredient, sanguinaria sanguinaris, bloodroot, growing from the heart of a young man violently killed. But the flower was a hoax planted by the Englishman’s lover who seduced Septimius and helped him make the potion which was now a deadly poison, then she drank it, confessed all and died. Then Hawthorne intimates that Septimius who loved knowledge too much inherited the English soldier’s estate and became a boring landowner whose descendants had dull and lifeless eyes.

  Joshua the son of Nun sent men to Jericho to spy for him. They went to the house of a harlot named Rahab. She hid them from the king because she said she knew the Lord had given them the land and had dried up the water of the Red Sea for them. In exchange for her help they agreed to spare her and her family from annihilation if she would hang a scarlet thread from her window.

  I steal from the bed not to waken Marie. She’s happy to sleep but will wake up angry. Sophia will wake up feeling good unless she’s cold. In the morning if the sun shines which now it hardly ever does, Sophia gestures with
grace towards the eastern window in her room. I set fire to the end of a cigarette and look out the kitchen window at the mess of ice on the trees, streets and roofs. No geese flying south, it’s the awful solstice. This morning the axis of the earth began what the papers called its slow tilting return, the sun will last one minute longer and the nights will be shorter. Lately when the sun sets it breaks through the hat of cloud on the sky like a person on the street who only glances at you, and then it begins to snow. The sun catches your eye.

  A calm sentence like a story. I used to know a man who had a dog and I followed their steps in the snow, I got into the habit of walking just as far as they did every day. At the same time I also knew a woman whose husband had seven guns. I used to know a woman who’s the woman who married Neil Simon. I like the woman who used to work in the Lenox market, she never wears boots, then she retired. In New England the women are often more exciting than the men, Lewis thinks so too, I don’t know why. There’s a tribe somewhere where people say about the men, look how he’s changed since he’s had children, he looks awful!

  The soldiers came to relinquish and not fortify the wall and a meal was made of fish from the brazen sea and wine in vessels of brass and of every day that remained its work required that the day be a woman and that the woman be pretending to be another woman, that anger is the father and anger is the child, death is food to remember history to tell, a big fat man with a white beard in a red suit who eats what we eat and is never cold even though he flies around the world in only air, dear mother, the church is still cold.

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  The language into which we put the order of stories from this kind of memory is a mesmerization of sins like the ones I made up which were my first stories because when I still had reason to confess I was free of even the venality of my tales, though told with love, and I could imagine coming up with enough lack of perfection to commit them or even obsessively put them in writing like a letter to a judge when I’m in prison, rather than just to speak them to one man who was a story in himself of a kind of outfit of supposed love which could turn to enmity or even lechery out of love, another love, in a minute, a story of the moment of the mystical body and cannibalistic frenzy laced with fierce and beautiful singing of songs in loud strong weak guilty and innocent voices below the organ tagging along behind the desire for a fantastic transforming love of what is beauty or ritual’s idolatry of mystery among our historical family, all present in the church, though late, to tell us what to do next and how to have the pride to proceed.